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$2.99 Special
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Sonshine
PATRICE IN IL
Rohn
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$2.99 Special
by Rohn Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:09 am
$2.99 SPECIAL
I love it.
If you are a Senior
you will understand this one.
If you deal with Seniors,
this should help you understand them
a little better,
And if you are not a Senior yet........
God willing, someday you will be.
The 2.99 Special
We went to breakfast at a restaurant
where the 'Seniors Special' was
two eggs, bacon, hash browns
and toast for $2.99.
'Sounds good,' my wife said,
'But I don't want the eggs.'
'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49
because you're ordering a la carte,'
the waitress warned her.
'You mean I'd have to pay for
not taking the eggs?'
my wife asked incredulously.
'Yes!' stated the waitress.
'I'll take the special then,' my wife said.
'How do you want your eggs?'
the waitress asked.
'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home
and baked a cake.
DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
We’ve been around
the block more than once!
Send this to the Seniors in your life.
I'm sure they'll appreciate it!
Even Non-Seniors will appreciate it!
Always laugh when you can -
it's cheaper than medicine !!!
I love it.
If you are a Senior
you will understand this one.
If you deal with Seniors,
this should help you understand them
a little better,
And if you are not a Senior yet........
God willing, someday you will be.
The 2.99 Special
We went to breakfast at a restaurant
where the 'Seniors Special' was
two eggs, bacon, hash browns
and toast for $2.99.
'Sounds good,' my wife said,
'But I don't want the eggs.'
'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49
because you're ordering a la carte,'
the waitress warned her.
'You mean I'd have to pay for
not taking the eggs?'
my wife asked incredulously.
'Yes!' stated the waitress.
'I'll take the special then,' my wife said.
'How do you want your eggs?'
the waitress asked.
'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home
and baked a cake.
DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
We’ve been around
the block more than once!
Send this to the Seniors in your life.
I'm sure they'll appreciate it!
Even Non-Seniors will appreciate it!
Always laugh when you can -
it's cheaper than medicine !!!
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Re: $2.99 Special
by Sonshine Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:15 am
LOL Although unfortunately, I've been to resturants like that before. 
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Re: $2.99 Special
by dizzy Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:39 am
I don't know what I'd do w/the eggs, though. I can't stand store bought eggs!
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Re: $2.99 Special
by mountainmama Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:03 pm
That's cute, but around here they'd probably tell you there are regulations against giving people raw eggs and you'd probably have to sign a disclaimer and promise not to sue them. . .
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