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Post by Lanichiii Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:41 pm

A man was driving along a rural road when he happened to notice a chicken running alongside his car. Surprised, the man accelerated to 50 mph (the posted speed limit was 45), but the bird managed to keep pace right along with him. The man sped up even more to 55 but the chicken kept up. The fellow was about to speed up even more when the chicken suddenly turned up a long driveway and ran out of sight.

Curious, the man turned his car up the driveway and followed it up to a farmhouse. A farmer sitting on the porch greeted the man as he stepped out of his car.

"This might seem like a strange question," the man said, "But did you see a chicken come running up this driveway really, REALLY fast?"

"Oh sure," the farmer replied casually. "That was one of our special breed."

"Your special breed?"

"Yeah. You see, my wife, my two sons, and I all really love drumsticks. So, for years and years now I've been working on breeding a chicken with four legs so we can each have a drumstick from one bird. Last year, I was finally successful in breeding some birds with four legs."

"Four legs," the man said with a little awe in his voice. "How do they taste?"

"I wouldn't know," the farmer answered. "I haven't caught one yet."

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Post by Farmfresh Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:25 pm

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Post by dizzy Sun Nov 24, 2013 12:13 am

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Post by Rohn Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:15 am

That is funny. Another chicken joke 921870
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Post by Harvey_Birdman Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:43 am

lol! lol! 
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Post by 12acrehome Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:25 am

Good one!
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Post by carla Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:04 pm

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