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The secret to a long life
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PATRICE IN IL
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The secret to a long life
by 12acrehome Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:57 pm
A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER THAT IF SHE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HER OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.
THE GRANDDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY UNTIL THE AGE OF 103, WHEN SHE DIED.
SHE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 40-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.
THE GRANDDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY UNTIL THE AGE OF 103, WHEN SHE DIED.
SHE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 40-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.
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Re: The secret to a long life
by Harvey_Birdman Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:03 am
That one got me, I will have to retell this to my wife.
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That was good. 
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Re: The secret to a long life
by dizzy Fri Sep 20, 2013 8:19 am
I am so glad I wasn't eating when I read that! I would have had to clean off my screen!
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Re: The secret to a long life
by Sonshine Fri Sep 20, 2013 10:39 am
LOL! Could have saved money on digging a grave if they had just set her on the ground, stick a fuse in her mouth and light it up. 
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