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Sick Days ........
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PATRICE IN IL
Sonshine
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Sick Days ........
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, 'And where do you think you're going?!'
(You're gonna lovethis....)
She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, 'And where do you think you're going?!'
(You're gonna lovethis....)
She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.
Re: Sick Days ........
Very cute, thanks for sharing it sonshine.
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Re: Sick Days ........
And who says blonde's are dumb!

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Re: Sick Days ........
even blondes admit that there are some who fit the stereotypedizzy wrote:And who says blonde's are dumb!![]()

Re: Sick Days ........
I have a niece we have to explain blonde jokes to-and she's not blonde!
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Age : 61
Re: Sick Days ........
My SIL fits the blonde stereotype so well. We call some of the things she says, "Karenisms". 


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