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Post by My1SqueakyShoe on Sat May 16, 2009 11:32 am

A new supermarket opened in Memphis .
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of freshly mowed hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more
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Post by beccachow on Sat May 16, 2009 2:17 pm

OK, I just spit milk through my nose.

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Post by My1SqueakyShoe on Sun May 17, 2009 1:19 am

My job here is done....... hahahahahaha :twisted:
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Post by 7dawn on Sun May 17, 2009 5:14 am

LOL!!! That was hysterical!

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Post by HomesteadBaker on Sun May 17, 2009 8:17 am

affraid

That's just tooooooo funny!!!!!!!!

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Post by Mississippi Momma on Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:01 am

I cut and pasted that and sent to my oldest grandson who is moving to Memphis to go to school this fall.

I hope he finds it as funny as I did.

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Post by seagullplayer on Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:39 am

Or cat liter or baby diapers…

That was a good one. Laughing
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