New Supermarket In Memphis

A new supermarket opened in Memphis .
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of freshly mowed hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more

OK, I just spit milk through my nose.

My job here is done....... hahahahahaha :twisted:

LOL!!! That was hysterical!

That's just tooooooo funny!!!!!!!!

Kitty

I cut and pasted that and sent to my oldest grandson who is moving to Memphis to go to school this fall.

I hope he finds it as funny as I did.

MM

Or cat liter or baby diapers…

That was a good one.