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A few of the cornyest jokes I know.
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A few of the cornyest jokes I know.
2 Muffins are in an oven.
One looks at the other and says, "man it's getting hot in here:
The other says, "AHHHHHHHHHHH! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!"
What do you call a bear in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What did the bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
What do you call a cow w/ no legs?
Ground beef
What do you call a coe with only 2 legs?
Lean beef
What do you call a cow that has just given birth?
Decaffinated
God bless,
Chad
One looks at the other and says, "man it's getting hot in here:
The other says, "AHHHHHHHHHHH! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!"
What do you call a bear in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What did the bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
What do you call a cow w/ no legs?
Ground beef
What do you call a coe with only 2 legs?
Lean beef
What do you call a cow that has just given birth?
Decaffinated
God bless,
Chad
Re: A few of the cornyest jokes I know.
What happens if you leave a cow out in the field?
You get pasturized milk.
You get pasturized milk.
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