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Post by My1SqueakyShoe on Tue May 26, 2009 9:46 am

I love this one..... P



MARIJUANA-FILLED FIREWOOD

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith ...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.

They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood , but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
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Post by Cotton Picker on Tue May 26, 2009 10:30 am

My1SqueakyShoe wrote:
I love this one..... P
Hey... You left off the ending.... Wink
My1SqueakyShoe wrote:
MARIJUANA-FILLED FIREWOOD

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith ...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.

They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood , but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

"Great, call the Sheriff back and tell them that there is
Meth in my garden; it needs to be plowed. "

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Re: MARIJUANA-FILLED FIREWOOD

Post by 7dawn on Wed May 27, 2009 10:39 am

lol!

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Re: MARIJUANA-FILLED FIREWOOD

Post by Marie on Wed May 27, 2009 3:58 pm

Good one!!
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