Search
 
 

Display results as :
 


Rechercher Advanced Search

Like/Tweet/+1
Latest topics
» Hilarious video A little garden fun by the cowboy poet Baxter Black
Fri Jun 17, 2016 12:54 am by mountainmama

» Facebook page
Sat Apr 30, 2016 6:48 pm by dizzy

» An Insurrection Coming
Sat Apr 16, 2016 6:52 am by 12acrehome

» Patrice's Patch Garden Journal
Sat Apr 02, 2016 8:47 am by PATRICE IN IL

» lambs and ewes
Wed Mar 23, 2016 11:46 pm by Farmfresh

» Irish Cuisine Class/Demonstration Recipes
Mon Mar 07, 2016 6:13 am by PATRICE IN IL

» Prayer request for my dh's aunt
Fri Mar 04, 2016 8:55 pm by PATRICE IN IL

» How has your day been and what's for dinner...................
Mon Feb 29, 2016 5:43 am by PATRICE IN IL

» Anyone Interested? - Pumpkin Seeds
Wed Feb 24, 2016 2:46 am by PATRICE IN IL

Keywords

Affiliates
free forum

Top posting users this week


Another chicken joke

View previous topic View next topic Go down

Another chicken joke

Post by Lanichiii on Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:41 pm

A man was driving along a rural road when he happened to notice a chicken running alongside his car. Surprised, the man accelerated to 50 mph (the posted speed limit was 45), but the bird managed to keep pace right along with him. The man sped up even more to 55 but the chicken kept up. The fellow was about to speed up even more when the chicken suddenly turned up a long driveway and ran out of sight.

Curious, the man turned his car up the driveway and followed it up to a farmhouse. A farmer sitting on the porch greeted the man as he stepped out of his car.

"This might seem like a strange question," the man said, "But did you see a chicken come running up this driveway really, REALLY fast?"

"Oh sure," the farmer replied casually. "That was one of our special breed."

"Your special breed?"

"Yeah. You see, my wife, my two sons, and I all really love drumsticks. So, for years and years now I've been working on breeding a chicken with four legs so we can each have a drumstick from one bird. Last year, I was finally successful in breeding some birds with four legs."

"Four legs," the man said with a little awe in his voice. "How do they taste?"

"I wouldn't know," the farmer answered. "I haven't caught one yet."

Lanichiii

Posts : 36
Join date : 2013-08-03

Back to top Go down

Re: Another chicken joke

Post by Farmfresh on Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:25 pm

Laughing 
avatar
Farmfresh

Posts : 3323
Join date : 2013-06-08
Location : Missouri

http://www.uBuilderPlans.com

Back to top Go down

Re: Another chicken joke

Post by dizzy on Sun Nov 24, 2013 12:13 am

Laughing 

dizzy

Posts : 4015
Join date : 2012-09-21
Age : 56

Back to top Go down

Re: Another chicken joke

Post by Rohn on Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:15 am

That is funny.
avatar
Rohn

Posts : 1353
Join date : 2011-12-31
Age : 59
Location : Eastern OH

Back to top Go down

Re: Another chicken joke

Post by Harvey_Birdman on Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:43 am

lol! lol! 
avatar
Harvey_Birdman

Posts : 485
Join date : 2013-03-15
Age : 33
Location : Kentucky

http://homesteadingpreacherman.blogspot.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: Another chicken joke

Post by 12acrehome on Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:25 am

Good one!
lol! 

_________________
Proverbs 28:19  He who works his land will have abundant food...

Genesis 1:29  Then God said,"I give you every seed bearing plant on the face of the whole earth, and every tree that has fruit with seed in it..."

http://christiancountryramblings.com/
avatar
12acrehome
Admin

Posts : 4596
Join date : 2012-01-27
Age : 49
Location : Sebree, Ky (USA)

https://www.facebook.com/keith.skaggs.9

Back to top Go down

Re: Another chicken joke

Post by carla on Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:04 pm

Laughing

carla

Posts : 250
Join date : 2013-03-15
Age : 60

Back to top Go down

Re: Another chicken joke

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum