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Post by Rohn on Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:43 pm

My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what's my favorite animal, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She told me I'm not funny, but she couldn't have been right because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher is probably a member of PETA.

He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class, my teacher asked me what's my favorite live animal. I told her it is chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it is because you can make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office.

He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now!


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Re: My Favorite Animal

Post by 12acrehome on Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:31 am

This could have been written by my nephew!!
Very funny, thanks for the laugh

Proverbs 28:19  He who works his land will have abundant food...

Genesis 1:29  Then God said,"I give you every seed bearing plant on the face of the whole earth, and every tree that has fruit with seed in it..."


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Post by Rohn on Sat Nov 23, 2013 3:05 am

Yesterday I butchered 13 or 14 chickens and one turkey. The turkey dressed out at 17 lbs. We decided to let the rest of the turkeys (6 more) grow a bit more and will do them sometime in December.


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Re: My Favorite Animal

Post by Harvey_Birdman on Thu Jan 02, 2014 11:18 pm

A couple of guys at work call me "chicken eatin' preacher" because I eat so much chicken. Smile


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Re: My Favorite Animal

Post by carla on Fri Jan 03, 2014 9:11 am

LOL that was a good one. BTW Rohn nice profile picture.


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