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Re: Okay Peeps
Sonshine wrote:.......Men are ALWAYS wrong.
???????????
I'm not so sure about that... I'll go ask MissKitty, she will know.:twisted:
--Dwight
OldGrouch- Posts : 101
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Re: Okay Peeps
Woo hoo..... Now the debate will start!!!!!!!! hahahahahahaaa
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Re: Okay Peeps
OldGrouch wrote:Sonshine wrote:.......Men are ALWAYS wrong.
???????????
I'm not so sure about that... I'll go ask MissKitty, she will know.:twisted:
--Dwight
You're a good man, Dwight. A very good man. No wonder she wuvs ya!
Re: Okay Peeps
I know I'm always wrong... if you don't believe me just ask my wife...she'll tell ya!
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Re: Okay Peeps
LOL!!!! It is a wife's duty to inform the men in their life that being right only happens every 100 years...
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Re: Okay Peeps
Please note that the average male only has a lifespan of 85 years.........
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Riding the Train
Good Morning! Here's a joke that came by email:
Riding the train
Three women and three men are traveling by train to the football game. At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket.
'How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?' asks one of the men.
'Watch and learn,' answers one of the women.
They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, 'Ticket, please.' The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
The conductor takes it and moves on.
The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy any ticket at all!
'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' asks one perplexed man.
'Watch and learn,' answer the women.
When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet, and the three women cram into a toilet just down the way.
Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding. She knocks on their door and says, 'Ticket please.'
I'm still trying to figure out why men think they are smarter than women.
Riding the train
Three women and three men are traveling by train to the football game. At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket.
'How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?' asks one of the men.
'Watch and learn,' answers one of the women.
They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, 'Ticket, please.' The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
The conductor takes it and moves on.
The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy any ticket at all!
'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' asks one perplexed man.
'Watch and learn,' answer the women.
When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet, and the three women cram into a toilet just down the way.
Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding. She knocks on their door and says, 'Ticket please.'
I'm still trying to figure out why men think they are smarter than women.
Re: Okay Peeps
hmmm... now I'm even more confused that I was in my last post in this thread... I heard this one as "three Cajuns and three Yankees" not 3 men and 3 women...
IHS
--Dwight
IHS
--Dwight
OldGrouch- Posts : 101
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Re: Okay Peeps
LOL, I got this email from my dh!
I think men just love to feel so downtrodden, they pass these things around themselves!
Cajuns and Yankees, huh?
I think men just love to feel so downtrodden, they pass these things around themselves!
Cajuns and Yankees, huh?
Re: Okay Peeps
LOL!!! I have heard both versions.
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Re: Okay Peeps
7dawn wrote:Okay Peeps,
I will be the mod squad in this area. If you have an issue you can pm me and I will get back to you. Please, if you have an issue with another member do not announce it to the world. Send me a private message and we will see what we can work out. Have fun!!!!
Dawn~admin
Wouldn't it be better, and scriptural, to go to the person you are having a problem with first, then come to you?
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Re: Okay Peeps
A rose by any other name is still as sweet....... P
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Re: Okay Peeps
Wouldn't it be better, and scriptural, to go to the person you are having a problem with first, then come to you?
I suppose, but not all people feel comfortable doing that. I was just letting them know if they need to I am here and not to announce to the entire board that they have taken issue with someone.
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Re: Okay Peeps
According to my hubby and children I am always right
Ummm...the kids always say you are right...and that is only because they know who feeds them.
And yes...why 7dawn...why not Tony Orlando and Dawn?...or Delta Dawn?
With love and kisses,
Xam
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Re: Okay Peeps
Xam I am, green eggs and ham said:
I stated my reasons above. If you disagree with them take them up with management. :twisted:
And yes...why 7dawn...why not Tony Orlando and Dawn?...or Delta Dawn?
I stated my reasons above. If you disagree with them take them up with management. :twisted:
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Re: Okay Peeps
Sonshine wrote:Xam, nice to see you posting.
Hang onto that thought...LOL!
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Re: Okay Peeps
Hey, you promised me you would keep him confined to your rooms, so now you have someone who can really keep you on your toes. Yep, nice to see him posting. LOL
Re: Okay Peeps
Just don't let him and Joe get started together....be be very ......
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Re: Okay Peeps
LOL They'll just talk about games. **reminder to self, don't let Joe in Dawn's sections of the forum**
Re: Okay Peeps
Oh nice...Keep your husband out while mine is here to reek havoc...I think Joe should be allowed over here. HEY JOE!!! Katrina says you can't come over here and play....She is keeping you with the goats!
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