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Post by 12acrehome on Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:57 pm

A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER THAT IF SHE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HER OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.

THE GRANDDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY UNTIL THE AGE OF 103, WHEN SHE DIED.

SHE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 40-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.


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Post by Harvey_Birdman on Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:03 am

That one got me, I will have to retell this to my wife.
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Post by Rohn on Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:25 am

Very Happy  That was good. Very Happy lol! 
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Post by Guest on Fri Sep 20, 2013 1:46 am

That was funny

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Post by PATRICE IN IL on Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:08 am

Very funny Wink
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Post by dizzy on Fri Sep 20, 2013 8:19 am

I am so glad I wasn't eating when I read that! I would have had to clean off my screen!

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Post by Sonshine on Fri Sep 20, 2013 10:39 am

LOL! Could have saved money on digging a grave if they had just set her on the ground, stick a fuse in her mouth and light it up. Smile

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Post by Farmfresh on Fri Sep 20, 2013 10:58 am

Laughing 
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Post by carla on Fri Sep 20, 2013 1:26 pm

lol

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