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Post by Sonshine on Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:29 am

I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave.



              I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.



              So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.



              My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.



              I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.



              A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'



              I told him I was a light bulb.



              He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'



              I jumped down and walked out of the office.



              When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, 'And where do you think you're going?!'

              (You're gonna lovethis....)



              She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.

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Post by PATRICE IN IL on Wed Sep 04, 2013 12:13 pm

Very cute, thanks for sharing it sonshine.
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Post by dizzy on Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:23 pm

And who says blonde's are dumb! Laughing 

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Post by Guest on Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:36 pm

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Post by 12acrehome on Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:20 am

dizzy wrote:And who says blonde's are dumb! Laughing 
even blondes admit that there are some who fit the stereotype Wink

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Post by dizzy on Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:23 am

I have a niece we have to explain blonde jokes to-and she's not blonde!

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Post by Sonshine on Thu Sep 05, 2013 7:09 am

My SIL fits the blonde stereotype so well. We call some of the things she says, "Karenisms". Smile

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Post by mountainmama on Fri Sep 06, 2013 4:42 am

Ha! That's cute.

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Post by carla on Fri Sep 20, 2013 1:13 pm

Laughing here.

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