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a redneck Christmas present

Post by 12acrehome on Sun Aug 25, 2013 3:37 am


Hello, is this the Police?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Police descend on Billy’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy and left.
The phone rings at Billy's house: "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the Police come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Merry Christmas, Buddy"

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Re: a redneck Christmas present

Post by Rohn on Sun Aug 25, 2013 4:17 am

Love it!!!  Very Happy 

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Post by mountainmama on Sun Aug 25, 2013 9:33 am

hehe

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Post by PATRICE IN IL on Sun Aug 25, 2013 10:33 am

Cute Wink
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Re: a redneck Christmas present

Post by carla on Fri Sep 20, 2013 1:15 pm

Laughing

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Post by dizzy on Fri Sep 20, 2013 6:45 pm

If only it was that easy!

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