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A few of the cornyest jokes I know.

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A few of the cornyest jokes I know.

Post by Harvey_Birdman on Mon Jun 24, 2013 4:50 am

2 Muffins are in an oven.
One looks at the other and says, "man it's getting hot in here:
The other says, "AHHHHHHHHHHH! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!"

What do you call a bear in the rain?
A drizzly bear.

What did the bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?

What do you call a cow w/ no legs?
Ground beef

What do you call a coe with only 2 legs?
Lean beef

What do you call a cow that has just given birth?
Decaffinated

God bless,
Chad
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Post by dizzy on Mon Jun 24, 2013 6:39 am

What happens if you leave a cow out in the field?

You get pasturized milk.

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Post by 12acrehome on Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:11 am

boo most of these are really bad  Laughing

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Post by Farmfresh on Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:33 am

Groaners are my favorites!  Keep them comin'!
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