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Post by 12acrehome on Sun Jun 23, 2013 11:06 pm

So a snail walks into a car dealership and says I want a fast yellow sportscar, but I want a big "S" painted on the back.  The salesman happily showed the snail several yellow cars, but none had a big red S on the back and the snail was not satisfied, and started to leave.  The salesman asked why do you want an S on the back of a sportscar anyway?  Being a snail, everyone assumes I am slow.  I want a fast bright yellow car with a large red S on the back so when I'm driving and pass someone they will say "Look at that Escargot"

Proverbs 28:19  He who works his land will have abundant food...

Genesis 1:29  Then God said,"I give you every seed bearing plant on the face of the whole earth, and every tree that has fruit with seed in it..."

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